If you are of a certain age (ahem), you may recall the histrionic of Tommy Vu – a Vietnamese poker-player who turned real estate investment guru. He had some embarrassingly vulgar infomercials in the 1980s, promoting get-rich schemes predicated on no-money-down investment properties. To be crude, the point was his students would get rich, and the dudes would get women. Money and sex still sells. “Look at all these beautiful women!” Vu would chant, with